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[Feb. 24th, 2005|09:33 pm] |
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I sometimes lie in bed at night wondering what L Ron would have felt like to snuggle up with in a sleeping blanket. Was his chest hairy? I always imagine it to be dusted with soft gossamer threads.. running my fingers through it, nuzzling up against his stubble, feeling it scrape against the nape of my neck... I imagine its a lot like snuggling with Travolta. He gives the best bear hugs too. |
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| Eggplant Dike Ass |
[Feb. 21st, 2005|10:16 am] |
Gee thanks, Paris. I just love getting incessant phone calls starting at 3 a.m during my monthly Xenu blood feast with Tom Cruise and Chick Correa.
I guess I'm changing my number AGAIN!
(thankfully we use telepathy for our most important conversations- you cant hack my brain! CAN U?) |
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[Feb. 18th, 2005|06:44 am] |
Today I woke up sick. I think the dead soul of an alien that was killed 175,000 years ago and was implanted in my body at birth has caught a virus. I hope its not extra-terrestrial because all I have is Nyquil.
HAIL XENU. |
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| Yep |
[Feb. 15th, 2005|01:23 pm] |
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Yesterday Tesla came over and he was drunk. I said, "Hey Tesla, look at the table" and I pointed to the table. Then I go, "Hey Tesla, look at the pencil," and I point to the pencil. After that I'm all, "Hey Tesla, look at the microwave", while I point to the microwave. Tesla wasn't drunk any more. I love scientology. It works. |
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